Monday, August 8, 2016

Let's not enforce dog laws

And here's what happens:













How to stop it:
Well, you can't. But you can try.
Every dog owner at registration gets a leaflet on the law.
At every vet visit the vet has to give the same leaflet.
At every caravan park, camp ground and holiday letting, the agent or owner must also give the leaflet to any dog owners.
That's a start.
Of course, the best way is for non-dog handlers to carry a rifle, and use it as necessary for the suppression of dogs of leash.
That's the fun way.

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Dogs...dog owners, at it again!

From a suburban newspaper:


I like it: security guards to keep the rattle-brains out of the park.

Nothing like the 8 year old though, who lost a hand to a dog bite. She put her hand through a gap in the fence....oops. Spot the owner negligence?

Monday, September 23, 2013

Injured by dog

Doesn't blame the owner! That's just the person to blame. So the rule is: as soon as a dog approaches you off leash crush its ribs.

Monday, August 19, 2013

Dog throws

Always interested in techniques to disable dogs. And here's one, mixed in with crazy Jewish history. Only, I think it would work on your pet, but unlikely on a cranky dog!

Thursday, August 15, 2013