Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Your Dog and the Law

Getting the message home to dog morons is probably the greatest challenge we face.
But it is possible, and here's how.

  1. Every vet's waiting room to have a Your Dog and the Law notice.
  2. Vets to give the notice with each invoice for services to dogs.
  3. When a dog is sold, the seller must give this notice to the buyer.
  4. When a person with a dog turns up at a holiday facility where pets are allowed must be given this notice.
  5. Every school must give parents the notice when the enroll their child, and at the start of each term publish to the school community the law in respect of dogs in school grounds.

Repetition is what it's about!

Thursday, January 19, 2012

Dog Morons

"Dog-moron" is the basic concept of the anti-dog league.

Therefore, this League is actually the anti-dog-moron-league. But that's not as snappy as the ADL.

Dog-morons do these things, typically:

  1. Walk dogs in public off the leash;
  2. Let their dog crap on the footpath and not clear it up;
  3. Take their dogs, either off-leash or on, into school grounds.

All these acts are not only selfish, antisocial, and, indeed, moronic, but, under the NSW Companion Animals Act (which this League supports wholeheartedly), ILLEGAL.

Dog-morons do related puerile acts, such as ignore people requesting they obey the law, abuse people who complain about their behaviour, and let their dogs attack children, and wonder why they are reviled.

[The T-shirt: "Stamp on a Dog Moron" will be out soon; also "I'm a dog-moron", but I don't expect to sell many of these.]