Thursday, January 19, 2012

Dog Morons

"Dog-moron" is the basic concept of the anti-dog league.

Therefore, this League is actually the anti-dog-moron-league. But that's not as snappy as the ADL.

Dog-morons do these things, typically:

  1. Walk dogs in public off the leash;
  2. Let their dog crap on the footpath and not clear it up;
  3. Take their dogs, either off-leash or on, into school grounds.

All these acts are not only selfish, antisocial, and, indeed, moronic, but, under the NSW Companion Animals Act (which this League supports wholeheartedly), ILLEGAL.

Dog-morons do related puerile acts, such as ignore people requesting they obey the law, abuse people who complain about their behaviour, and let their dogs attack children, and wonder why they are reviled.

[The T-shirt: "Stamp on a Dog Moron" will be out soon; also "I'm a dog-moron", but I don't expect to sell many of these.]

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