Dog defense 2

Of course, it is illegal to carry an offensive weapon; so its probably not on to take a machette to the park. But one of the problems of the arrogant, selfish and care-less dog owner is they leave dog shit behind them. Illegal, of course, but they don't care.

To use the park, you might need to take a dog-shit-stick with you.

Here's one:

Now, the beauty of this is that if a dog does attack you, the handy grass-cutting tines will discourage the attacking dog. Remember, do not swing this at the dog, like a club, thrust it, like a spear. Use either end, of course. The blunt end attempt to ram it down the dog's throat; the sharp end...anywhere.